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Its time for another episode of "Stupid Trevor!" an excerpt from an… - The Light Fantastic
Its time for another episode of "Stupid Trevor!"

an excerpt from an IM conversation yesterday.
T is me
E is someone better then me

T: want to laugh at me being stupid?
E: sure
T: it'll make you feel better
T: alright
T: you watch family guy, right?
E: when i can
T: did you see the one where peter brought home a bunch of syrup of ipecac?
E: oh yeah
E: barfing contest
T: well, it sparked curiousity in me.
E: when......
E: ?
T: last night
E: whataaaaaaaaaaat>?
E: where did you get that?
T: walgreens
E: go on
T: so i took the recommended tablespoon
T: and nothing happened
T: by the way, the stuff tastes great
T: so after about 30 minutes of nothing i thought "hey, im immune to the stuff"
T: i figured, if a tablespoon is going to do nothing, then might as well finish off the bottle
E: how many table spoons in a bottle trevor?
T: 5 or 6
E: what happened.........
T: well, i sat there and: nothing
T: nothing at all
T: then i felt a little warm
T: then.... chaos
E: where?
E: how much chaos
T: more chaos then a body should hold
E: how long did you puke and was it just puke?
T: well, there was no blood if thats what you mean
T: eventually it turned into me just yelling swear words into a bucket
T: i might have cracked a rib
T: i know that i will never do this again
E: poor stupid trevor
T: it was like someone busted a valve on me
E: wow
E: how long did this go on for?
T: i broke a bunch of bloodvessels in my face
E: that my dear made my day
T: it went on for about 4 hours
E: are you ok?
T: i ache
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weirdlovemaker From: weirdlovemaker Date: May 10th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
What on earth would compel you to drink that stuff?!?!
healer1422 From: healer1422 Date: May 11th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
did you miss the memo that says im a moron?
weirdlovemaker From: weirdlovemaker Date: May 11th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, right.
psychoticdwarf From: psychoticdwarf Date: May 10th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Trevor, I know we've not spoke for a long time, but we'll always have LA... but aside from that, can I just say, as a friend, that is possibly the most brilliant thing I've seen posted on LJ in a long long time...


Way to take one for the team!

healer1422 From: healer1422 Date: May 11th, 2007 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
ah... LA. if youre ever back in the states, let me know. i'll show you some damn fun stuff.

and admit it, youve always wanted to take the ipecac challange.
notscottmiller From: notscottmiller Date: May 11th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
well done sir! :)
lady_deedlit From: lady_deedlit Date: May 15th, 2007 11:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
you are an idiot...

btw.. i've taken that before, but not by choice.

see the difference.

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 17th, 2007 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
i regret nothing!

so how have you been? we never talk anymore and i miss you dearly.
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