Its time for another episode of "Stupid Trevor!"
an excerpt from an IM conversation yesterday.
T is me
E is someone better then me
T: want to laugh at me being stupid?
T: it'll make you feel better
T: you watch family guy, right?
E: when i can
T: did you see the one where peter brought home a bunch of syrup of ipecac?
E: oh yeah
E: barfing contest
T: well, it sparked curiousity in me.
T: last night
E: where did you get that?
E: go on
T: so i took the recommended tablespoon
T: and nothing happened
T: by the way, the stuff tastes great
T: so after about 30 minutes of nothing i thought "hey, im immune to the stuff"
T: i figured, if a tablespoon is going to do nothing, then might as well finish off the bottle
E: how many table spoons in a bottle trevor?
T: 5 or 6
E: what happened.........
T: well, i sat there and: nothing
T: nothing at all
T: then i felt a little warm
T: then.... chaos
E: how much chaos
T: more chaos then a body should hold
E: how long did you puke and was it just puke?
T: well, there was no blood if thats what you mean
T: eventually it turned into me just yelling swear words into a bucket
T: i might have cracked a rib
T: i know that i will never do this again
E: poor stupid trevor
T: it was like someone busted a valve on me
E: how long did this go on for?
T: i broke a bunch of bloodvessels in my face
E: that my dear made my day
T: it went on for about 4 hours
E: are you ok?
T: i ache